Do you remember Mad Libs? We thought it would be fun to use this format to create your own whimsical reviews of some common wine varietals!
Below are some real reviews and shelf talkers to get you started.
- An aggressive explosion of roasted red peppers, freshly cut grass, and the tears of a fallen angel.
- This wine is made for people who think drinking out of a skull is a reasonable weekend activity.
- An intoxicating bouquet of pencil shavings, asphalt, truffle, iodine, sea spray, and cigar wrapper emerges effortlessly from the glass. The palate is both muscular and ethereal, delivering remarkable concentration without any sense of weight. Layers of crushed rock, espresso bean, smoked meat, and forest underbrush unfold with each sip. Monumental in scale yet impeccably balanced, this wine should continue to evolve gracefully for decades.
Complete the form below to generate your own reviews! There are some placeholder words for inspiration. Have fun.
Baldacci Family Vineyards Cabernet Critic Generator — fill in the blanks to create your own 100-point wine review
The nose
The palate
muscular, structured, silky...
graceful, ethereal, charming...
this is your moment to get poetic
The finish
be specific. critics always are.
The verdict
go completely off the rails here
e.g. "at least a geological epoch"
leave blank to auto-calculate
My Wine Review
92
points
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